Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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