I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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