i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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