I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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