I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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