Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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