Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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