On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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