Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Come on in and take your pants off
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