I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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