i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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