I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
