Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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