Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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