my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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