I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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