we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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