margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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