just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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