Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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