I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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