My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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