I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Holy shit dude........stairs
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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