Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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