i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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