that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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