He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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