Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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