They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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