porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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