Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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