bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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