Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Randomize