these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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