# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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