; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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