dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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