suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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