so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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