Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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