And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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