Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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