we have pet lesbian snakes
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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