I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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