It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
