: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My life is pants optional.
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