he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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