I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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