Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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