Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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