It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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