and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
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Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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