btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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