Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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