Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
