this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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